Fortunately, the Milk
HarperCollins, 2014.
Paperback. Ages 8-12 An absolute delight of a madcap story for the young (and young-at-heart) by New York Times bestselling author Neil Gaiman, with equal parts pirates and piranhas, adventure and aliens, oddity and love.
I bought the milk, said my father. I walked out of the corner.....

